PITCH-SLAP RADAR & 3-SENTENCE REWRITER
B2B Cold InMail & DM Pitch-Slap Roaster
Stop getting left on 'Read'. Paste your cold message to uncover spam triggers, self-centered phrasing, and get an instant high-reply rewrite.
Paste Your Cold Message92 words · 4 "Me" vs 5 "You"
Pitch-Slap & Ghosting Risk
🚨 95% Chance of Being Blocked
98/100
Spam IndexCliché: "Hope you are doing well" screams low-status mass template.
Friction Ask: Asking a stranger for 30 minutes before giving any value.
The 3-Sentence High-Reply Rewrite85% REPLY RATE
Sentence 1: Context & Common Ground (No Flattery)
"Saw your recent breakdown on headless Next.js architecture — loved how you handled edge caching."
Sentence 2: Proof & Specific Mechanism
"We recently built a sub-second checkout sprint for a D2C brand that cut mobile drop-offs by 24% without rewriting their backend."
Sentence 3: Zero-Friction Permission Ask (Not a Zoom Call)
"Made a 45-second teardown showing 2 specific checkout leaks on your store — open to seeing it?"